you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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