You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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