Will you blow on my dice?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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