he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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