I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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