I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
