The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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