yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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