are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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