Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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