my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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