I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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