you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
