The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The struggles of a small town man whore
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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