i can't believe i had my finger in that
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
