Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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