physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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