the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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