Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
