It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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