You're completely useless in the revolution.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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