There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
