hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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