I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
