We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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