He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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