I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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