Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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