i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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