Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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