Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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