Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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