Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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