im gay
i know
yea but for you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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