doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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