Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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