Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Randomize
