ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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