im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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