its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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