Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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