Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If I die, sorry about rent.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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