I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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