the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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