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  wakey wakey hands off snakey

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• (406): View more from Montana

  someone owes me an orgasm

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store

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• (818): View more from California

  Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.

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• (661): View more from California

  All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.

  (310): View more from California

  I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.

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• (760): View more from California

  As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.

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• (415): View more from California

  I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka

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