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glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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