just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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