The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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