is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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