There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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