But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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