this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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