The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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