You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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