Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
there is glitter all over my balls
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