super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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