people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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