I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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