eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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