I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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